High hopes for wannabe Tory MP

10:02am Friday 24th October 2014

THE Conservatives have selected their man to contest the Richmond seat – the safest in the country – at the next general election.

‘Every day is a school day, with bells or no bells’

11:17am Friday 17th October 2014

FOUR hundred words of meandering nonsense in about half an hour before the home time bell. The clock's ticking. Do schools still use bells? I must ask the kids.

Speed bumps and spurious Kinks links

12:51pm Friday 10th October 2014

THE debate on Skeeby speed bumps is still rumbling on. Inspired by the "my dad works here" signs among the roadworks on the A1 at the moment, I would favour a speed matrix sign and number plate recognition camera linked to DVLA records which flashed up images of the speeding driver's loved ones along with a poignant message.

Fur flying over town troubles

5:33am Friday 3rd October 2014

WE have a cat down. It's the grey cat which spags the baby and bites your hand when you try to stroke it, but it's poorliness has been surprisingly upsetting. The vet thinks he may have been hit by a car. I didn't like to tell her I'd thrown away his pet slug and he's probably just unable to walk through grief.

Rejoice - for our NHS heroes and the demise of a slimy slug

3:00pm Friday 26th September 2014

IT'S a good news week this week, so in your face people who say newspapers only print bad news.

Rejoice at prizewinning way to run the Friarage

2:49pm Friday 26th September 2014

IT’S a good news week this week, so in your face people who say newspapers only print bad news.

Finally, the column has a good idea

10:49am Friday 19th September 2014

STAMPYLONGNOSE – there's a name you may not be familiar with it. People also call him Mr Stampy Cat. That's more a formal name than a pseudonym, and it's definitely not a sussudio, which, according to Phil Collins, has no meaning whatsoever when he sang it in the 1985 hit single of the same name.

Forget Scotland, it's all about pairing odd socks

3:59pm Friday 12th September 2014

I WAS planning to start this week's column with something witty and informative about the Scottish independence referendum next week, but alas the witty and informative cupboard is bare.

Nothing to do but ponder flossing fundamentals

3:44pm Friday 29th August 2014

I HAVEN’T seen or done anything interesting this week so hold on to your hats because this could be a bumpy ride.

Corrie nearly ticked all the country cliche boxes

4:34pm Friday 22nd August 2014

KEN and Deirdre’s Welsh caravanning holiday is my new highlight of 2014. First Deirdre had a staring competition with a sheep and lost, then Ken and Deirdre went for a walk and were chased by a bull, except they didn’t get chased and it was actually a cow.

Storm of biblical proportions is over in a flash

3:47pm Friday 15th August 2014

THE baby and I found ourselves driving home over the tops from Richmond in a big thunder and lightning storm last Friday. I was driving. She was navigating this time.

My super-sized bin makes up for growing family

4:53pm Friday 8th August 2014

I’VE asked the council nicely and it has agreed that we can have a bigger dustbin because we have a silly number of children.

About time we departed from the Tour de France

3:24pm Friday 1st August 2014

I SAW another red kite in the Dales this week.

Now maybe I’ll be forever known as the whinger

4:54pm Friday 25th July 2014

GREAT, thanks for that. After getting a kicking on last week’s D&S letters page, I will be forever be known to the kids as Whinging Willis.

It’s been flat-out here lately – on so many levels

11:05am Tuesday 22nd July 2014

NEVER mind the Tour de France or the World Cup, the best action took place at the six-year-old’s school sports day this week. After a summer of sporting failure, you will be pleased to hear that British participants excelled, winning almost every race.

Forget cyclists, we were racing the call of nature

4:32pm Friday 11th July 2014

DEAR ITV, that’s Bolton Castle, not Richmond Castle.

Are you authorised sheep? Or emergency sheep?

1:58pm Friday 4th July 2014

A TELEVISION audience of millions, beautiful scenery, fantastic drama — but enough about the new series of ITV detective show Lewis, it’s time for the Tour de France.

The Pied Piper to the checkouts, please

3:34pm Friday 27th June 2014

I OVERHEARD an elderly lady walking with her pre-school grandson in Leyburn town centre this week.

Much ado about favourite household appliances

4:23pm Friday 20th June 2014

IT’S all fairly quiet this week, other than the county council putting up signs saying you can’t park within 65 miles of the Tour de France route.

Should this farmer have turned the other cheek?

4:36pm Friday 13th June 2014

SO, hmm, what about the cyclist caught having a poo in a farmer’s field?

Good bus service but a greater chance of rickets

1:49pm Friday 6th June 2014

THE baby is teething and I’ve only had four hours of sleep.

The Friarage: all’s well that ends well, obviously

5:05pm Friday 30th May 2014

GREAT news. The Friarage consultant-led maternity and paediatric unit is to close.

Why can’t our schools hack life in the fast lane?

3:58pm Friday 23rd May 2014

SCHOOLS across Richmondshire are closing on the Friday before the Tour.

Let’s hear it for DJ Wilko, main man for parties

3:57pm Friday 16th May 2014

WOULD you believe it – DJ Wilko has only received 18 mentions in the D&S and most of these are in the Town and Village section.

Surprised by very little interest in our old house

3:58pm Friday 9th May 2014

OUR old house in Redmire has gone up for rent recently.

How’s this for an image to use on your calendars?

4:30pm Friday 2nd May 2014

WE counted 30 cyclists riding from Grinton towards Leyburn over the moor on Saturday morning.

Why is everyone making such a fuss over a cycle race?

3:35pm Friday 25th April 2014

THERE’S a risk of being summoned to Welcome to Yorkshire head office in York and forced to listen to the official Grand Depart song, The Road, on repeat until I can take no more for saying this, but I'm sick of hearing about Le Tour.

Time to let the history cat out of the bag – or out at night

4:16pm Wednesday 23rd April 2014

HERE’S another update on the history of the Dales. Hopefully this will be both interesting and informative – and most important, won’t upset or insult anyone.

Broadband on the buses – oh boy, that has to be in America

2:45pm Friday 11th April 2014

ONE of the boys has gone skiing to America. I went to East Barmby orienteering, he’s in New Hampshire on the piste.

Mystery surrounds who is causing this giant-sized problem

3:52pm Friday 4th April 2014

IT’S a mystery that is gripping the nation. Well, when I say nation, I actually mean Leyburn, and when I say Leyburn, I suppose I really mean Maythorne and when I say Maythorne ... OK, it's just me that's gripped – and if I'm being totally honst, I'm only quite interested.

Roll up for the best seat in the Dales to see the Grand Depart

3:15pm Friday 28th March 2014

THERE’S a bit of a rumble going on in Bainbridge about the annual visit of travellers who stop on the village green before and after Appleby Fair.

Acolumn that’s sure to put the wind up you – in 350 words

4:32pm Friday 21st March 2014

WHERE do we start this week? So much to say and only 350 words in which to say it.

Preparing for a rowdy date with the ladies that lunch

4:31pm Friday 14th March 2014

I’VE been asked to give a talk on being a reporter in the Dales to the Upper Wensleydale Ladies Luncheon Club next week.

Drama as holidaymakers take cottage contents home with them

11:34am Friday 7th March 2014

WE had a little bit of drama this week. My wife runs a cleaning company and looks after a few Dales holiday cottages.

So, what did the thousands of Friarage protesters want?

4:39pm Friday 21st February 2014

BY the time you’re reading this, a decision will have been announced on the future of the Friarage Hospital’s children and maternity departments.

Will Django have the last laugh over barn conversions?

3:57pm Friday 31st January 2014

THERE’S a fairly interesting debate taking place about plans by the Government to relax the rules on converting barns into homes.

Top parenting tip – don’t feed the kids vinegar and salt

4:29pm Friday 24th January 2014

ONE of the boys drank a cup of vinegar and salt during a game of dares last weekend.

Thrown a curve ball by the death of 24 miners

3:55pm Friday 17th January 2014

AFTER a couple of weeks of the column veering towards the melancholy, I thought I would lighten the mood with one of my favourite subjects – amusing Dales place names.

£17 to empty my rubbish bin – you have to be joking

4:43pm Friday 10th January 2014

THE district council is asking for £17 a year to empty the garden waste bin.

Early morning G&Ts rejected in favour of a brisk country walk

4:15pm Friday 3rd January 2014

LOOK away now if you want funny and uplifting. It’s gloomy, wet and grey outside and I’m back at work, a place where mid-morning gin and tonics – because it is Christmas – and eating the contents of the kids’ selection boxes wearing just your pants is frowned upon.

I’m praying to the Yorkshire Jesus for a very mild March

12:38pm Monday 6th January 2014

IF Jesus was born today, he would have been born in the Yorkshire Dales, reckons a survey by the Bible Society.

Exciting news – there’s a new addition to the Willis family

11:51am Friday 20th December 2013

AFTER a quick head count and check of the family budget, it was decided that we had a few pennies left each month to feed another mouth.

A brief history of how to clean up on the badminton court

1:12pm Friday 13th December 2013

PUPILS from The Wensleydale School cleaned up at the area badminton championships.

It’s about time our celebs got their motors running

3:14pm Friday 6th December 2013

I WAS shocked and disgusted to hear of Olympic diver Tom Daley’s recent announcement – what was ITV thinking commissioning a second series of the terrible reality show Splash?

Broken ‘video’ has potential to kill a harmonious Christmas

2:38pm Friday 29th November 2013

THE video player is playing up and it’s nearly Christmas.

The open and shut case of the draughty shop doors

3:48pm Friday 22nd November 2013

THE dislike of an open door seems to have struck a chord.

The ‘Big Switch On’ is postponed this year

12:17pm Friday 15th November 2013

THE battle to keep the house warm has begun.

Sacrifices, Druids and a double dose of stupidity

1:27pm Friday 8th November 2013

WE went for a family walk at the Druid’s Temple, near Masham, on Monday. Attendance was compulsory, even for sulky teenage boys.

Let’s not be pedantic, but cheating is definitely not on

12:16pm Friday 1st November 2013

A COUPLE of pedants have pointed out that Bradley Wiggins would not be riding into the Dales wearing a yellow leader’s jersey next year, as mentioned in last week’s column, as it’s the first stage of the race, meaning he couldn’t yet lead the race.

Somewhere in China a man is planning my Downfall

4:03pm Friday 25th October 2013

PARENTING is a bit like a game of Downfall. You keep twisting the knobs hoping for the little counters to pop out the bottom. Sometimes they get jammed and you have to turn the knobs back and forth a few times. You have several counters and you need to decide which knob to turn to get all the counters out. It’s quite fun but you’re aware there are more exciting things you could be doing with your time.


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