THE romance of the cup has taken on new meaning at Celtic Park, writes

James Traynor. Anyone who wants to mark Valentine's Day by doing

something different can buy one #15 ticket and get another free for

Celtic's Scottish Cup tie against Meadowbank at Hampden on Saturday.

''This offer is for male and female Celtic supporters alike,'' said

Celtic's chief executive, Fergus McCann, only recently returned from his

own honeymoon and clearly still full of the joys. ''Bring your Valentine

for free,'' he intones.

Steady boy, steady. Think about this for a moment Fergus.

Football fans are among the most resourceful people in the land and

the thought of a ticket free of charge is bound to have the bhoys

scheming.

As their real valentines are left wondering where their best frocks

and high heels have gone, there could be a strange crowd indeed

teetering up to the Hampden turnstiles come Saturday. There is a fair

chance there will be some burly and stubbly-chinned damsels hanging on

the arms of blokes looking rather sheepish.

Two for the price of one? It's got to be worth it, especially since

the chances of being rumbled are pretty slim, which is more than the new

''girlfriends'' are likely to be.