Eating Out
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Vane Arms, Thorpe Thewles, near Stockton
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| PRIME SPOT: The Vane Arms overlooks the village green in Thorpe Thewles |
Glorious vegetables, a smart interior - and posh loos too
THOSE of you who don't eat
your greens as mother said
you should might look
away now, because this
week I'm going to talk about vegetables.
Don't panic, I'm not going all veggie
on you. But, as a general rule,
vegetables are much under-rated
in pubs and restaurants. In the
fanciest restaurants, they are frequently
relegated to the role of
stand-in garnish, for illustrative,
elaboration purposes only,
and in too many pubs they
consist of the standard medley
of carrots and
broccoli/cauliflower and
peas, pre-cooked and
zapped in the microwave to
nuclear meltdown point just
before serving.
To find a place where the
same care and attention is given to
the vegetables as to the meat and
fish is rare indeed, so we were
pleased to find the Vane Arms, in
the delightfully-named Thorpe
Thewles, just a few miles northwest
of Stockton.
The vegetables here were superb.
Some strongly flavoured creamed
leeks, lightly browned on top,
glazed carrots cooked just beyond
crunchiness but before soggy
squidginess and cubed, roast
parsnip and sweet potatoes, slightly
crisp on the edges - a beautiful,
classic combo as Jamie Oliver
would say.
The main event is equally wellprepared
and presented. Sylvia enjoyed
her chicken saltimbocca
(£9.95), a variation on the Italian
standard usually made with veal.
Three pieces of chicken breast had
been beaten flat, and simmered in
a Marsala sauce with sage leaves
and Parma ham. Sylvia said it was
good as anything she had eaten for
weeks.
My Cajun blackened snapper with
tomato salsa and sour cream
(£10.25) was a lovely, meaty piece
of fish. The spicy coating added a
little heat but the salsa and sour
cream provided a balance.
We had skipped starters, having
had a substantial lunch that day,
but enjoyed picking at a bowl of
marinated olives (£4.75) which
came with warm ciabatta bread
and top-quality olive oil and balsamic
vinegar for dipping/soaking.
I did manage a dessert, an intensely-
rich and velvety chocolate
creme brulee (£5.25) which had a
nicely brittle burnt sugar topping
and was accompanied by butter
shortbread biscuits.
All of the above was prepared single-
handedly in the Vane Arms'
tiny kitchen by chef Joanne Tough,
who sensibly sticks to a short-ish
menu plus a handful of daily specials
with the emphasis on
simplicity and quality ingredients.
Most of the main course
choices are under £10
which is pretty remarkable
value for this sort of quality
in 2008. Our total bill was
only £36, which included a
couple of drinks and some mineral
water.
Last Saturday night, the Vane Arms
was not packed because landlord
Gordon McPhail clearly only takes
the number of bookings the aforementioned
Ms Tough can comfortably
handle. Service was bit patchy
because Mr McPhail was running
front-of-house virtually singlehanded,
but he did so with a great
deal of charm and refreshing honesty.
He seemed a thoroughly likeable
chap with a good idea of how
to create a relaxing atmosphere for
his customers.
Although the Vane Arms is still a
pub, Mr McPhail, whose previous
jobs have included running a Las
Vegas guest house and looking
after quality control at NASA, has
carried out a gradual transformation
of the building over the past
four years. It has been extensively
modernised but the period features
have been retained and few
added, like a spectacular stone
fireplace in the main dining area.
Bare floorboards, exposed brickwork,
squashy leather sofas, art
deco-style lighting and a creamymocha
colour scheme create a
comfortable, almost sophisticated,
contemporary bar-like ambience,
but it is still a place where the locals
can call in for a pint and a formal
meal can be enjoyed.
Outside, the exterior lighting
shows off the 18th century building
at its best in the evening and
there are also tables and chairs for
al fresco eating and drinking with
a view of the village green in the
summer months.
Finally, we also approved of the
toilets. Like vegetables, they are
frequently forgotten. Thousands
are spent on pub interiors to attract
diners but the toilets remain
the glorified cesspits found in oldfashioned
boozers. That certainly
wasn't the case here. The pristine
white tiles looked clean enough to
eat your veg off.
12:55pm Friday 21st March 2008
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